The Best and Worst Boobs Ever

Salma Hayek- Honorable Mention

Actually, these are only the best and worst boobs I found in one hour.  Let me explain.

Breasts are defined as:   Either of the pair of mammae (pronounced ma’am mae) occurring on the chest in humans and having a discrete areola around the nipple,especially the mammae of the female after puberty, which are enlarged and softened by hormonally influenced mammary-gland development and fat deposition and which secrete milk after the birth of a child. (Sexy right?)