Not discounting what homosexuality is or what the word of God says it is. But I’d like to live my life from the New Testament perspective. The perspective that is AC (After Christ) and I can’t see our Savior walking this earth encountering homosexuality and showering brimstone on them. No, I can see Jesus casting the spirit of homosexuality out of that person. Jesus came so that we may have life, not take it away.
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Er…..hey. I actually don’t really know what to say considering it’s been so long. It’s been a while. I haven’t blogged since March 2010 and even then I was slacking off. It’s been for a number of reasons. The first being some personal and spiritual growth. Although I thought that everything I was producing was very funny material, some of it just did not live up to the example I want to set as a living breathing witness for Christ. I’m sure there is a way I can still bring my dry satire-like humor to this blog in a way where I don’t feel that I’ve compromised my witness. Even though that blog I wrote about my ex was straight fire………this is the type of things I’m trying to do better with. The second thing that kept me away is that I got busy. Like full-time I need to bring the work home with me busy so there is not time to write a blog tonight. Even though sooooo much has been going on that needed a voice! My perspective needed to be heard, but unless you followed me on twitter or Facebook you would have not heard my perspective. Then again, I was busy and didn’t really tweet or update like I used to. I was on the social network sidelines. And the last thing that slowed down my blogging was I got engaged! I’m marrying a beautiful woman who is so perfect for me…..that completes me……that I’m really in love with.
So in between the growth, the business and planning a wedding, the 90 of you that read this blog yesterday have been neglected. As I side note, I’m actually kinda impressed that 90 of you read this blog yesterday even though 56 of you only found this blog because you were doing a google search for Katy Perry’s breasts. But considering neither I or “The Brown Eyed Kat” have blogged in months we are still honored that you clicked on our blog in your search for boobs.
Now, on to what is to come. Do you know what has been missing in world? The world is missing someone who can breakdown and provide insight in the political arena in a way that you, the average boob searching reader, can understand and wants to read it. The world needs a black John Stewart and bigger, badder and blacker Roland Martin, a young Al Sharpton, a voice for the people who just “don’t get it” or don’t exactly know why they should care about politics. You guys need to understand that there is more and other reasons for supporting President Obama other than he is black. I hate we can’t articulate our political viewpoint more than being a Democrat only because our parents were Democrats. Same thing for Republicans.
So here is what I propose, during this election season, I’m going to provide insight. My insight, which is very biased towards the liberal agenda in support of our President. I’m going to do it in a way that is funny to me and that makes you want to read it. After election season, well we will just have to see. And if we are lucky, the co-founder of our lovely blog will grace our presence again with her unique blog writing abilities.
I became a fan of Katy Perry last weekend. I know she has been out for a while and I am just getting on the bandwagon but I’m here now. Continue reading
I’ve thought this many times. My absolutely stunning drop dead gorgeous girlfriend and I are getting prepared to go out. I get dressed super fast because I really have nothing more “dress casual” than a pair of jeans and polo shirt. I have a sports coat I used to wear with my jeans and polo shirt ensemble, but every year that sports coat gets smaller and smaller. Go figure. I think it was made in China so you know all the problem they have with their quality controls over there. The coat is most likely defective. Back to my story though, I can be dressed and she is still applying makeup. Then she walks out the bathroom and asks “How do I look?”. Continue reading
What Chili wants doesn’t matter- The plight of a regular guy that has to deal with the “female list”
Recently, I heard Chili (1/3 of the R&B Group TLC) and newly found reality star of VH1’s “What Chili Wants”, on the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Chili was talking about the upcoming season of “What Chili Wants” and it left me sitting by my radio asking “Why in the world would VH1 do a second season of this show?” Then, just a few minutes later I realized that this is the same network that will milk the life out of a piece of another show….turning it into 3 more series of reality shows. (Case in point, Flavor of Love-all three seasons, followed by Strange Love with Flavor Flav, followed by I Love New York, followed by I Love New York 2, followed by a Real Chance at Love with Real and Chance followed by Real Chance at Love 2…….see my pattern?)
It is one of the worst things to find out about your current relationship. You see an old picture of the two of them together, or you find an old Valentine’s Day card he sent to her or………..they are still friends on Facebook. You find out his name and pull up his page. The profile loads and you find yourself in a moment where the only thing that really fits the situation is “Damn”. It happens. Life happens. Shyt happens. And at this point you just have to make sure the shyt doesn’t hit the fan. Because when shyt hits the fan it splatters and it takes a lot of Pine Sol to clean up. Cleaning up shyt is rarely pleasant. Obviously, finding out your girlfriend use to get tossed up by the Old Spice Guy (before he was the Old Spice Guy) can be very intimidating. How you handle this situation going forward can and will affect you and your relationship.
Actually, these are only the best and worst boobs I found in one hour. Let me explain.
Breasts are defined as: Either of the pair of mammae (pronounced ma’am mae) occurring on the chest in humans and having a discrete areola around the nipple,especially the mammae of the female after puberty, which are enlarged and softened by hormonally influenced mammary-gland development and fat deposition and which secrete milk after the birth of a child. (Sexy right?)